Creepy Pick Up Lines

Creepy Guy

In the dating game, you don’t want to come across as a serial killer, so stay away from these creepy pick-up lines.

The last time I saw a body like yours I was burying it in my basement.

This is the first time I’ve seen you in this club. I mostly see you from my vantage point in the bushes outside your house.

Can I buy you a drink, FB friend!? (We’re not FB friends!) Yes we are! You probably don’t recognise me because on FB I’m female and aged 18.

Want to know what I do for a living? (Sure, what?) Roofies! Eh, sorry…I mean, Roofing! I’m in construction.

Would you like to come back to my basement? Er, I mean, my apartment.

You’ve got beautiful eyes. Can I have them?

Wanna go home and watch Scream 4 together? (No way!) Want me to follow you home and make Scream 5 together?

You look just like my mother. Except you’re not carrying a bible and a whip.

I’d like to kiss you, but then mother will have to wash my mouth out with soap and water. Again.

They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. They’ve obviously not tried using a meat cleaver through his ribcage.

Do you fear God? I ask because it is one of the criteria mother set out for any potential wife of mine.

Wanna be my girl? This would make you the first girlfriend I’ve had who wasn’t a figment of my imagination.

Want to come back to the apartment…IN MY MIND!

Can I hold your hand? It’s OK, we can leave it attached to your arm. FOR NOW!

Ah! Now that I have found you, I can cancel my Mail-order Thai bride.

Baby, I think you’re my destiny! (You wish!) Hmm, now I think I’m your fate!

I might look tough, but I have the heart of a child. At home. In a jar.

God told me you are the woman for me! (That’s crazy!) God told me you would say that!

I know you can’t hear the voices in my head, but they are unanimous in their approval for you!

Excuse me would you like to drive across country and kill people with me?

Excuse me I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes?. Please?!


HI If I’d follow you home, would you keep me?.


Girl your are so hot I’d do you dead or living what’s your name can I get you a drink.


What’s your favorite hobby? Mine’s  Follow You Home Without You Knowing.


Your so hot and spicy You would make a great soup what your name.


Hi!!. your skin is so soft and bountiful it would make a nice mask.


Hi Your hotter than a spent casing out of my gun are you drinking alone.